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“It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”

Fuuny Robert Mugabe Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

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1. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays.”

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2. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella.”

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3.  “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.”

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4. “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face.”

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5. Funny Robert Mugabe Quotes: “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.”

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6. “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours ???
Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade.”

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7. “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.”

 

Robert Mugabe Quote: “How do you convince the upcoming generations that education is the key to success when we are surrounded by poor graduates and rich criminal?”

8. “How do you convince the upcoming generations that education is the key to success when we are surrounded by poor graduates and rich criminal?”

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9.  “If all Women in the world decide to pause sex until the cure for AIDS is found, Men would find the cure within 30 Days.”

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Funny Robert Mugabe Quotes: “Ladies be like: I’m single and with no kids! Hey… if not for abortion pills, condoms, contraceptives, ejection method and others, you’d have been a mother of 20 non twined children by now!”

Funny Robert Mugabe Quote on Relationship

11.  “Don’t take relationship advice from your mom if you don’t know your father.”

Robert Mugabe Quote on Dark Skinned Girls

12. “Being dumped by a dark skinned girl is the worst thing ever. Because everytime you get home and see charlcoal, you get emotional!”

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13.  “If you are a woman with beauty and no brains, it’s your private part that suffers the most.”

 

Robert Mugabe Quote: Dating a girl who is not Educated is Ok until you text her

14. “Dating a girl who is not Educated is Ok until you text her “Good night babe and sweet dreams”
Then she replies with “Thanks my love and may your soul rest in peace. My Brother you will not find even the tiniest of sleep that night at all.”

Robert Mugabe Quote: “Big breasts or Small breasts, big butt or small butt, curves or no curves. Everything between every woman’s legs is ONE. My brother Stick to your wife, Be loyal to your woman.”

15.  “Big breasts or Small breasts, big butt or small butt, curves or no curves. Everything between every woman’s legs is ONE. My brother Stick to your wife, Be loyal to your woman.”

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